As we all know, the intensity of Winter and it’s slow decline into Spring has a direct correlation to the cut and thickness of my beard.
To understand the correlation in very simple terms, too little beard can cause a sudden spike of freezing weather as March. Too much beard, can lead to uncertainty, and the weather simply stagnates just above freezing for weeks on end. If you want the full formula, you can copy it from here:
My weekly calculations today show that I have too much beard, and a reduction is required. I have reduced to a +4 margin of preparedness. Happy Spring everyone!
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